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    this is the best sketch in existence

    if you had a 6 inch salami you'd be the devil

    @Anonymous

    well damn

    Where can I find the tall guys like you? Where do they hide?

    @Anonymous

    climb your local beanstalk. most of us hide for fear of persecution. 

    how tall is your boyfriend?

    @Anonymous

    owen’s 6’

    I'm laughing my ass off due to all your answers for the inappropriate asks!(especially the one with birdie)

    @Anonymous

    i live to please